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[29 Jul 2006|11:12pm]
I'm away right now. Not for long. But I miss everyone.
Thank you to everyone who have supported me. It means more to me then you will ever imagine
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[26 May 2006|01:36pm]
Sitting here drinking Skraps and mopping the floor....you should see me in an apron...and yes...ONLY and apron.
I went to Perversion the other day with Cameron and Nick and gave my number to this girl Jenn because I panicked when she asked and couldn't think of a fake one. I mean, don't get me wrong, she was cute and nice but...but...she had this big mouth which is you know, fine. But have you ever looked at someone in the dark for a while and little by little they start looking more and more like an alien? Your eyes start playing tricks and the more you try to focuse the creepier things get. Well it was like that. Well the thing is, she called me and now I feel bad for not calling her back. Awww, I'm so sensitive!! HAha alright well Rachel's show tonight so for all you who arn't losers, go!
Then X-Men and then well....I'm sure I can think of something....;)~
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[28 Mar 2006|02:18pm]
It's Raining and I'm listening to Opera....is that weird?
What should I do today? What about tonight? The little automated buddy on my buddy list wouldn't tell me. He's fucking usless I tell you.
You know your a sad little man when you spend half an hour fighting wih something like that. Somebody shoot me...no wait, scratxch that.
Shoot yourself
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[07 Feb 2006|01:55pm]
-Amy Cohen
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[03 Feb 2006|01:29pm]
It's friday
The first day of the rest of your life
The last day of what was your life
What will you do?
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[31 Jan 2006|05:54pm]
While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.

Chuck Norris doesn't break up with his girlfriends... He punches them in the vagina till they leave.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man.

If you were to know Chuck Norris' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is unable to send his roundhouse kicks across the fabric of time, however he IS able to perform this action across parallel dimensions and once, just for fun, roundhouse kicked his own ass.

Chuck Norris broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the Special Olympics.

Don't say anything bad about Chuck Norris if you're near a lake, river or pond; otherwise he will come up out of the water with his AK-47 already firing.

Upon reading a fictitious story in his local tabloid, Chuck Norris ripped out the heart of its writer and used his blood to fertilize his lawn. To celebrate, Norris let Steven Seagal out of his cage and beat him mercilessly. Mr. T, who was also present, pitied the shit out of Segal. Norris then fucked your wife, and lit her body on fire using pure grain alcohol and bolts of lightning from his eyes.

When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Chuck Norris sitting behind him in a lawn chair with a beer in hand, until Chuck Norris gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned.

There is a secret plot to clone the greatest Hollywood action movie stars in order to create an unbeatable army. The people behind this plot only need very small samples of DNA to work with. This is why so many action stars have very short haircuts, and some even go to the extent of shaving their heads to prevent the evil fiends from getting such a sample. Chuck Norris is the only one with the balls not only to grow his hair long, but also to cultivate facial hair. When he's feeling particularly cocky, he sends his toenail clippings to the evil syndicate's headquarters with a note: "Just try it, bitches, and I'll kick your asses into next Thursday."

Chuck Norris occasionally has Missing In Action flashbacks where he's escaping a Vietnam Prison and randomly starts killing Asians with his bare fist because that’s the way Chuck rolls. You'll know when it's coming because Asians start flying through the air with random explosions, horrible subtitles will scroll your line of vision, and Chuck will run and hide in your mom's garden, finally stealing your Kia Sportage screaming, "Get in the Chopper" and lines like, "I'm Proud to be a Fucking American" after kicking your little sister in the face Well they you have it, be very careful about what you say about Norris because he is everywhere.

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[28 Jan 2006|02:46pm]
"No! Oh that is so your spit! I know your spit! It's all bubbly..."
-Amy Cohen
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[10 Jan 2006|10:51pm]
I just got back home from San Francisco and had a crazy fucking Birthday.
It was so good to see all those kids again. It also made me appreciate my situation a little more.
And I also kinda missed some of you LA people.
So muah!!
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[06 Jan 2006|05:03pm]
Going to San Francisco wtih Amy till tuesday for my birthday. So all of you can just leave my presents on my doorstep. :)~

Aunt Charlies?
Oh yah..you better believe it...
Treat St.?
Crazy punk rockers for sure...
Sex under the golden gate?
Like a mother fucker...

See you all next week!!!
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[28 Dec 2005|11:40am]
What is the nature of humanity? So often we find ourselves quoting the works of Nietzsche or Darwin with perhaps a bit too much accuracy, in trivial attempts to impress passing lovers exhaling heart shaped smoke that dissipates as quickly as the memory of that night…or what exactly her perfume smelled of.
The art of Love leaves a metallic aftertaste that feeds the imagination of slaves and births revolutions. We confuse sacrifice with suicide and then gaze down at our bleeding flesh in confusion. Where is the white that justifies the red? We confuse insanity with genius and scholars ponder the reasons behind the madman laughing at the rain. But to busy are they staring at the rain to notice the tears streaking bleached faces. All this leads to empires where I sit upon towers and watch dances that were forgotten as long ago as yesterday.
The ballerinas have traded their slippers for trays and barter smiles for tips. The masquerade masks are worn in burlesque fashion with fishnet courtesy. The memories were written down once…I think…by scholars who were given erasures by a crying madman in the rain. He quoted Nietzsche with a forced coffee house accent and those words graced water stained pages.
I see the steps, though if you asked me I could never describe them. I was never given the gift of words beyond cobbled streets and collage dreams that only half make sense. I could never describe the dances…but maybe, if time allows it. I could show you.
Maybe one day we could dance.
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[26 Dec 2005|12:40pm]
Ok so Christmas was....interesting.
Birthday on the 7th people.
Give me presents!!
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[17 Dec 2005|01:34pm]
I saw Memoirs of a Geisha last night which was amazing and then unfortunatly also came down with a bit of a cold...*cough cough* and such.
Eliza is down tonight though which is awesome-a-licious. and we also get Nicole for a month.
But you should all give me soup. Lots and lots of soup.
Or money
Money and soup!!
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[13 Dec 2005|04:35pm]
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[09 Dec 2005|10:59pm]
I think Ptolemy had the right idea


Well here's to your health then.
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[02 Dec 2005|02:02pm]
Well my life may just be going as horribly as people once thought.
But I'm not going to cry over it. I just think that the Lost Hills Sheriff Station has the worst hopitality.
There were a few moments within the last couple days that made eveything look better. Thank you to my friends.
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[27 Nov 2005|11:45am]
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security || 10%
Physical fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70%

Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremely relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

trait snapshot:

messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self reliant, leisurely, dangerous, anti-authority, trusting, optimistic, positive, thrill seeker, likes bizarre things, sarcastic
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[22 Nov 2005|08:22pm]
This is an Update:

Yesterday was our 1 year
Working as a Slave for Disney
Going back to School. (Hopefully CSUN if I pass this Damn Test)
Dealing with family as usual
And somehow I get to play my favorite part as the classic villian. Inadvertantly so, true...but who am I to throw away credit. No one else seems to be taking any. And I hate most people anyway so what the hell right?

Anywho, hope your holiday season is a lovely one to all of you whom I have not put super voodoo curses on.
MUAH! Much love
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[07 Nov 2005|10:08am]
I Fell in Love with someone today
You would think that I would be used to it by now
I'm not
I have Fallen in Love with her more times then the Ages could hope to remember

Every time she Breaths Upon my beating heart as we drift to sleep
I Fall in Love
Every time she glances at me with Emerald Knowing
I Fall in Love
Every time she Runs her hand through my hair just to comfort me
I Fall in Love
Every time she wipes the tears from my eyes
I Fall in Love

I Fell in Love with Someone today
And I will fall in Love with her again tomorrow...

I Love you Amy...
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[03 Nov 2005|01:36pm]
Tonight is the Premier for Patient J at Calabasas High!!!
You should go and see me starring as "The stupid stunt man who for some reason always does what Aaron says"

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It'll be a blast.
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[31 Oct 2005|05:04pm]
Halloween Party was great though it cinsisted of a lot of name dropping and bragging. You know the Hollywood types.
However I think the sexiest ones to show up were Edward Nigma, Spiderman, Harvy Dent, and Jonny Storm. Haha
Well let's just say it's a whole other game to be played...
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